German-American Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	1463
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Mines Excavated:	4600	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	5756	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	547561
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
New Chunks Explored:	148649	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.