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Mystic Realm of Legends 1.20.2

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

We got so many crazy builds and epic battles, you won’t know what hit you!

Plus, the community is full of hilarious and weird players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the events and competitions – they are so wacky and unpredictable, you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join us and let’s explore this insane world together!

DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Absurd, astonishment, confirmation, disbelief, doubt, dumb, DumbExistence, Existence, Foolish, ignorance, incredulous, Minecraft, Misconception, Reality, realization, shock, silly, smp, stupidity, Surprise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	5474	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Animals Bred:	83	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!

battery life, brand, camera quality, cell phone, Communication, device, Features, iCraft, iPhone, mobile, MODEL, operating system, opinion, Performance, Phone, pixelcraft, Reliability, review, satisfaction, screen size, Smartphone, Technology, user experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot

African wildlife, Ancient, archeology, Biodiversity, climate shifts, conservation, desert, discovery, ecosystem, egypt, Egypts, grazing practices, History, hyena, Migration, Oasis, predator, SAVANNAH, Southeastern, spot, spotted hyena, Sudan, wildlife, wildlife migration

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4874
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍

Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20

Accountability, Communication, company policy, consequences, Coworkers, Explorers, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, long suspension, Lost, misconduct, Realm, resolution, Rumors, sexual assault, Support, Trust, Where is he, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1377
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

NoItalia4U

anniversary trip, anxiety problems, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family differences, hurt feelings, italy, long-distance relationship, Naboo, NoItalia4U, promise ring, relationship, Selfishness, silent treatment, Spring Break, Star Wars, travel, vacation time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	305
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and selfish partners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream Naboo from Star Wars without any interruptions!

Imagine creating your own version of Italy, complete with stunning landscapes and no judgmental in-laws in sight. Plus, you can travel wherever you want without any silent treatment or accusations of being selfish.

Don’t wait for your partner to plan your dream vacation, join our server and make all your travel dreams come true in the safety and comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs a promise ring when you have unlimited building possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and leave all the drama behind!

CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Celebrity, Crush, CrushOnDeadPres, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, Forbidden, historical figure, History, idolization, infatuation, long-dead, love, Minecraft, Obsession, past love, romance, secret, smp, unrequited

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

BlockBusterCraft

bad habits, BlockBusterCraft, breaking habits, excessive screen time, Excessive social media use, gossiping, impulse buying, Mindless snacking, Nail picking, nail-biting, negative thinking, overeating, oversleeping, personal growth, Poor time management, procrastination, self improvement, Skipping workouts, smoking, Snoozing alarm, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MuskysPixelFactory

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Votes:	8371

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!