Geraldine Carr Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	5279
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Zombie Dances:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WaterMC: The Land of Drowning (Not a KitPvP Server)

Community, Discord, drowning, Event, Factions, foundation, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, KitPvP, Land, Longterm, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, watermc

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

WaterMC Server Overview

Server Type	Kitpvp, Survival, OG Factions
Looking For	Staff and Long-term Members
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.water-mc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was WaterMC created?	WaterMC was created a few days ago.
What type of staff are you looking for?	We are looking for long-term staff members to help build our community.
What can I expect from the server?	We offer kitpvp, survival, and soon OG factions gameplay.

Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

action, Anime, asuka, Drama, evangelion, fanfiction, Late, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, misato, NERV, Posting, Re-Take 2, Rei, retake, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, SHINJI, Thread

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!