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SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	349858	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2635	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

assisted dying, Death with Dignity, DeathCraft, end of life care, end-of-life choices, end-of-life options, ethical considerations, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal issues, Medical Ethics, medical intervention, Medically assisted death, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted suicide, quality of life, right to die, Server, terminal illness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockPartyMC

4 day working week, adoption, Benefits, BlockPartyMC, Challenges, Economy, efficiency, employment, flexibility, future of work, global perspective, HOURS, Impact, Labor, mental health, productivity, Schedule, society, trend, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.

GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

alive, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaHostageCraft, global crisis, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, hostages situation, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, Server, Terrorism, US officials, Wall Street Journal, world events

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Towns Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anti-semitism, antisemitism, authoritarianism, Belarus, Blame, conspiracy theories, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, denial, Dictatorship, discrimination, eastern europe, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jews, Politics, president, racism

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

YellowCarWarriorz

car aesthetics, car color impact, car ownership, cognitive bias, color association, color psychology, color symbolism, cultural influences, emotional response, perception bias, perception distortion, psychological effects, social constructs, societal norms, societal perspectives, subconscious influence, violence perception, visual impact, world view, yellow car owners, YellowCarWarriorz

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4789
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?