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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1698 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”
we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
