KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitic, arson, Australia, Australian, childcare center, children, Community, crime, criminal act, discrimination, education, Graffiti, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, KoalaCraft, Minecraft, Safety, Server, torched, Vandalism, vandalized

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

anxiety, bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyComrades, deepening ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20 Summit, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, putin, russia, strategic partnership, summit, Superpowers, trump, united states, world leaders, xi, XiPutinLoveTriangle

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Stone Age Empire: Tetrarchy Quest

age, ancient history, Ancient relics, ancient rome, archaeological discovery, Archaeological excavation, archaeologists, Boundary Stone, cultural heritage, DISCOVER, Empire, historical find, historical preservation, Quest, rare, Roman Antiquities, Roman Archaeology, roman artifacts, Roman civilization, roman emperor, roman empire, Roman Ruins, STONE, tetrarchy, Tetrarchy Period

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy shiz goin on. like, did u know we found a rare boundary stone from the tetrarchy period of the roman empire? yea, we got archaeologists diggin up all sorts of ancient artifacts while u build ur epic castle. u can even trade with the romans for some sick loot. so come join us and be a part of history, or at least pretend to be while u mine for diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

🕰️ BetaCraft

Active, Beta, betacraft, Builders, Claiming Land, Community, Essentials, Freebuild, Gaming, launcher, minecart mania, Minecraft, multiplayer, No map resets, oldest, ONLINE, Server, smp, Transportation, Vanilla, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Betacraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Founded	May 2013
Custom Features	Claiming Land Silk-Touch with Golden Tools Essentials (e.g. /tpa, /home, /warp) Minecart Mania (up to 500% faster minecarts)
Server Address (IP)	betacraft.uk

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to own the game to join, or ask to be whitelisted on the Discord server.

Q: How long has the server world been live?

A: The current server world has been live for 3 years and will stay forever.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, some custom features include claiming land, silk-touch with golden tools, Essentials commands, and Minecart Mania for faster transportation.

Q: Can I get a better experience with a launcher?

A: Yes, you can get the launcher from the provided link for a better experience.

Q: Is there a 3D server world map available?

A: Yes, you can view the 3D server world map at map.betacraft.uk.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/d4WvXeQ.

Q: Where can I find the server trailer?

A: The server trailer can be viewed at this link.

Q: Are there social media accounts for updates?

A: Yes, you can find updates on the website www.betacraft.uk, BlueSky at bsky.app/profile/betacraft.uk, and Mastodon at mastodon.social/@betacraft.

Eggcellent Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, affordability, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic crisis, Economy, Eggcellent, eggs, financial strain, food access, food affordability, food insecurity, food prices, grocery, grocery store, household expenses, inflation, price increase, rising costs, shopping, Walmart

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo, forget about those expensive eggs, come join our Minecraft server where eggs are free and plentiful! No need to worry about the economy when you can just go chicken hunting in our pixelated world. Plus, who needs Walmart when you can have a virtual farm in Minecraft? Join us and escape the madness of real life prices, because in our server, eggs are the currency of choice!

BabyVsPuppies Minecraft Server

adjustment, baby, baby class, BabyVsPuppies, broody, busy bees, Commitment, Minecraft, obedience, parenting, partner, puppies, puppy class, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Training, travel, Walks, well adjusted, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more puppies than you can shake a stick at! These puppies are like little furry tornadoes, keeping us on our toes and making us question our sanity on a daily basis.

But fear not, because on this server, we offer puppy training classes for all our players. Just like in real life, our puppies can be a handful, but with a little patience and perseverance, you can turn them into well-behaved Minecraft companions.

Our server is perfect for those who want a challenge, whether it’s navigating through a maze of mischievous puppies or trying to teach them to sit, stay, and roll over. And if you can handle the chaos of puppy training, then you’ll be well-prepared for anything life throws at you – even a broody partner who wants a baby!

So come join us on our puppy-filled Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every bark is a reminder that life is never boring when you have a pack of puppies by your side.

ExBlockmateDrama

aita, apartment, clean couch, clean for sale, cleaning, coffee table, Couch, done with roommate, ex roommate, ExBlockMateDrama, extra money, Furniture, grab stuff, Pieces, put on street, refurnish, roommate, Sell, sell couch, stained couch

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	9046	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a new Minecraft server to call home? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning couches for in-game currency, just like our player who cleaned a couch for days to sell for a coffee table. But watch out, because your ex-roommate might swoop in and claim it as their own, just like in this wild story!

With crazy antics like these happening all the time, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual furniture. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

EternalNoKids Minecraft SMP

aging, children, consequences, Decision making, eternal life, EternalNoKids, Ethics, family, Future, IMMORTALITY, immortality vs children, Legacy, life choices, Longevity, Minecraft, morality, parenthood, philosophical dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, sacrifice, smp, trade-off

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, there’s this crazy rumor going around that if you play on this server, you’ll gain IMMORTALITY! Like, you’ll never die in the game or something, how cool is that?! But, like, the catch is that you can’t have kids anymore. But who needs kids when you can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, there’s this secret underground society of players who have already achieved immortality and they’re like, the coolest players on the server. So, like, join now and become part of this insane world where you can live forever and do all sorts of wacky stuff with your immortal buddies. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now! #immortalityftw #minecraftsmpgoals 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlockbusterBreakout

activism, AMERICANS, BlockbusterBreakout, civil disobedience, corporate culture, Economy, employment, job dissatisfaction, job market, Labor, labor rights, mass movement, organized resistance, protest, Rebellion, revolution, social change, societal impact, strike, work, workplace injustice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3087	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what would happen if all Americans just stopped showing up to work? Well, wonder no more because on our server, that’s exactly what happened!

Join us for a hilarious adventure where the only way to survive is by building epic structures and battling mobs while dodging angry bosses who are still waiting for their morning coffee.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure troves of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mischievous villagers who have taken over the abandoned offices.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take work too seriously. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

ZelenskiyCraft: 200k Peacekeepers!

200k, Armed Forces, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, guarantee, international relations, Military, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, post-war security, security forces, Ukraine, united nations, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz we got over 200,000 peacekeepers keepin’ the peace in this virtual world, man. Zelenskiy himself said we need at least that many to guarantee post-war security, so you know it’s legit. Plus, we got crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to run for president and the time a pig rode a minecart into the sunset. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness happenin’ on this server. Join now before the peacekeepers kick you out, dude!

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