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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9240 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
