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UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	263890	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4527
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2569
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5626	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Emeralds Found:	2115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

1994, 2024.., 94CraftNoMore24, Advancements, changes, comparison, Developments, Differences, Evolution, Future, History, Innovations, obsolete, Outdated, past, PRESENT, progress, Technology, Time, Transformations, trends, Years

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!