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WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	157	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	198
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Animals Bred:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Animals Bred:	189	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7373	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Votes:	5493

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	8288
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

BabyNameDramaCraft

abortion, Baby name, baby shower, BabyNameDramaCraft, burden, Communication, family, feelings, Friends, Gender Reveal, Implications, infertility struggles, miscarriages, morning sickness, perspective, sensitivity, sick leave, Support, Symbolic, Understanding, unique name

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!