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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, augmented reality, CraftyCash, Customizable, Cutting Edge, digital experience, Entertainment, FANTASY, futuristic, Gaming, holographic technology, holostar, immersive experience, innovation, Interactive, million dollars idea, Minecraft, personalized, Sci Fi, self-insertable, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4599
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5282
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2598	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2777
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9413
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉