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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6067 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon tried to get in but we were like nah, you gotta defeat us first. and guess what? he couldn’t handle our sick building skills and got rekt.
oh and get this, our server is so cool that even Rishi Sunak tried to ban it because he was jealous of how much fun we were having. but we were like nah bro, you can’t stop the party train.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but that just adds to the excitement, right?