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PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	102483	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5459	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4294	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Star Shards Collected:	284
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	5214	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

“Youth, adolescence, Chapter 43, Chapter 44, comedy, Coming of Age, Daily Fujiyama San Wa Shishunki, friendship, high school, japanese manga, madness, Manga, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, PALS, pixelated, puberty, romance, school life, shoujo manga, slice of life, TEENAGE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	159
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

altered state, Black, Black women, Boofed, collide, crazy, Drugs, Experience, Fun, hallucinating, Hallucinations, HIGH, INTENSE, mind-bending, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rap, Rap Music, surreal, Tripping, twerking, unexpected, Weed, WeedCraft, Wild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).