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CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchantments Applied:	246
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Crafty Colonials

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6844
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	9117
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!