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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6876 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, find a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got the most INSANE stuff goin on here. like, for realz, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta like, solve crazy puzzles and defeat epic bosses to get in. it’s like, totally wild, dude.
and get this, we also have this super rare blood test minigame where u gotta diagnose players with Parkinson’s disease. it’s like, so intense and challenging, but also like, super fun. u gotta be quick and accurate to win, cuz the stakes are high. but don’t worry, we got like, expert doctors on standby to help out if things get too crazy.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a total blast, dude.
