GENTILLE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Crops Grown:	7664
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	6955
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Potions Brewed:	151
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

2025, action, Adventure, Aldnoah, Aldnoah.Zero, animation, Anime, Blu-ray Box, BluRay, Bonus Content, Box, collector’s item, EP24.5, episode, exclusive, Fragments of Rain, limited edition, March 26th, Mecha, Minecraft, new episode, Penultimate Truth, Release, Sci Fi, series, smp, special episode

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overworked, OverworkedOcelot, Relaxation, reset button, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchantments Applied:	167

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!