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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
