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Timeless Vtuber Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, content consumption, content creators, digital content creators, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Gaming, Haven, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese idols, limited time, online celebrities, Online Community, online entertainment, streaming, Time management, Timeless, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring vtubers, come join our Minecraft server where we have virtual tubers running around like crazy!

They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.

You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.

Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.

So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!

Log Horizon Minecraft SMP

Anime Community, anime filler, anime industry, fan disappointment, HORIZON, KADOKAWA, lack of fun, LN adaptation, LN controversy, log, log horizon, Minecraft, pacing problems, production issues, QUALITY concerns, script issues, smp, soulless adaptation, spaced out seasons, studio change, studio DEEN, studio problems, tax evasion

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking Minecraft SMPs that feel like they were made by studio DEEN? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We promise not to change studios mid-season, resulting in a complete disaster like a bad anime adaptation.

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative theories, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, Entertaining, funny, funny ideas, humor, humorous beliefs, light-hearted, light-hearted theories, low stakes, offbeat, playful, quirky, secret conspiracy theory, silly, tongue-in-cheek, Unconventional, unconventional beliefs, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

SeaSabotageCraft

#intelligence gathering, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber warfare, Defense, enhance military presence, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, Military operations, nato, nato allies, naval forces, russia, SeaSabotageCraft, SECURITY, strategic planning, Surveillance, suspected sabotage, underwater cable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	3567
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	397640
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft!

OceanPvP

1.16.5, 1.21.3, Challenges, Crystalpvp, DiamondPot, EU, Europe, Ffa, KitPvP, Minecraft, Modern PvP, NA, North America, OceanPvP, practice mode, Precision, PvP, server ip, strategy, sword, Updates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Items Found:	5138	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!

Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!

Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.

Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.

Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz

oceanpvp.xyz

The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

#gamer, 1.20.2, 1hp, Adrenaline Rush, battle, challenge, Defeat, face, gameplay, Gaming, health points, INTENSE, post, Quick, reaction, Screenshot, Survival, V, Victory, video games, virtual

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

age gap relationships, Christmas fantasies, city, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILF, DILFS, Edition, Father Figures, festive wear, holiday fun, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, older and younger, older men, smp, sugar babies, sugar daddy, thick cocks, wallet, wisdom, XMAS, Xmas Edition, young ladies, younger women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

Celebrities, celebrities behind the scenes, celebrities in person, celebrities in private, celebrities in public, celebrities in real life, celebrities in the spotlight, celebrities off camera, celebrities off screen, celebrities on the red carpet, celebrity behavior, celebrity encounters, celebrity encounters reddit, celebrity encounters stories, celebrity interactions, famous people, meeting celebrities., meeting famous people, Minecraft, nice celebrities, NiceCelebRudeCeleb, rude celebrities, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

NoRestForTheBlocky

insomnia, lack of sleep, NoRestForTheBlocky, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation causes, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation prevention, sleep deprivation solutions, sleep deprivation symptoms, sleep deprivation treatment, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, tiredness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of sleeping like a noob? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be so addicted to playing that you won’t even have time to sleep! Our server is so lit, you’ll be pulling all-nighters just to keep up with the fun.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tamed a creeper as a pet.

So why waste your time sleeping when you could be mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring our epic custom-built worlds? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

current events, diplomatic relations, dw, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Commission, European Council, European Council presidency, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union leadership, Government, Hungary, leadership, Minecraft, News, Poland, PolishCraft, Politics, Server, Succession, TRANSITION

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3734
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.