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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2034 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 3166 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!