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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1648 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8736 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
