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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5759 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
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