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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
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