🍆💦genoslidal Minecraft Servers

BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

advanced life support, Attacks, BoneCraft, cardiac emergencies, clinical trials, critical care, emergency medical services, emergency medicine, emergency procedures, healthcare advancements, Heart, hospital discharge, intraosseous route, intravenous access, Medical Interventions, Medical research, out-of-hospital cardiac arrest, patient outcomes, pre-hospital return, resuscitation, survival rate, trauma care, vascular access

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

creative date experiences, creative date ideas, date night adventures, DateImpressor, impressing a crush, impressing a date, impressing a significant other, impressing someone special, impressing someone you like, memorable date memories, memorable date moments, Minecraft, out of the box date ideas, quirky date activities, quirky date stories, smp, thinking outside the box, unconventional date stories, unconventional dating, unique date experiences, unusual date activities, unusual date ideas, unusual date stories

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Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

Cinema, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, Experience, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Gastronomy, iconic, imagination, indulgence, memorable, movie food, MovieMunchiesMC, Nostalgia, Real Life, Taste, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

3 legged race, agility, alternative races, athletic challenges, athletic events, backwards running, Competition, creativity, Diversity, Endurance, olympics, Physical fitness, Running, skipping, sports, sprinting, swimming stroke, track, track and field, TrackTrotFunLand, Unique Races

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s drugs, Alzheimer’s research, available data, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Confirm, data, disease process, Disease Progression, drug effectiveness, effect, Healthcare, medical advancements, modify, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, newly-approved, patient outcomes, pharmaceuticals, proof, treatment options

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so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2276	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	2255
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1528

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	618	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

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SentinelCraft [1.21]

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Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6732	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8892
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3906	Potions Brewed:	130
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1