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Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	410	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7964
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2259
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Buildings Constructed:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

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IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6572	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).