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ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Buildings Constructed:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crops Grown:	4273	Enchantments Applied:	85
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	225	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	185
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	8606	Potions Brewed:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9802
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1459	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?