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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6129 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1591 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!