Crafting with Snowflakes
abortion, Aging population, brownie importation, Canada, Crafting, cultural norms, demographics, feminine population, gender imbalance, generation, immigration, influx, libtard., Marriage, Population, preservatives, québec, snowflakes, statistics, study, work, young brideAre you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!
baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, WasteAre you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation
16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video gamesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!
BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!
aspirations, Band, BlockRockers, boomer, bros, Chaos, Crafting, creativity, dream, Friends, generation, generation X, group, hobby, inspiration, Instruments, jamming, Music, Musicians, Passion, Rock, Starting, Suggestions, talentAre you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?
So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!
LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!
AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balanceTired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.
But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!
Sparkly Survival
age limit, application, ATTEND, Chill, commands, Community, Discord, Features, immature, Materials, Minecraft, Perks, Players, Ranks, released, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, sparkly, Staff, Survival, Systems, TOXICSparkly Survival Server Overview
Server Name Sparkly Survival Release Date 18th December 2024 Server Features - Player-ran diamond economy
- 10 ranks with perks/commands
- Simple server with fun systems
- Monthly resetting resource worlds
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by submitting a short application about yourself through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/sparklymc.
Q: What is the server’s economy based on?
A: The server has a player-ran diamond economy where players trade and use diamonds as the main currency.
Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?
A: While there isn’t a strict age limit, we do not accept immature applicants as we aim to maintain a friendly and welcoming community.
Q: How often do the resource worlds reset?
A: The resource worlds reset monthly to ensure there is a consistent availability of materials for players.
The Balding Explorer 1.21
balding, balding acceptance, balding and relationships, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding humor, balding husband, balding impact on mood, balding insecurities, balding jokes, balding men, balding partner, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding stress, balding struggles, balding support, Explorer, hair loss, male pattern baldnessYo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?
Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!
Kissing Company Minecraft SMP
business idea, Company, curated collection, Entrepreneurship, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female-owned business, innovative business idea, kiss business, kiss for cash, kiss for hire, kiss for hire service, kiss for money, kiss for sale, kiss service, Kissing, kissing company, Minecraft, side hustle, Small Business, smp, Startup, unique business idea, women entrepreneursAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!
SnowGlobeSurprise
christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, WifeWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.
Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).
PixelPurse
hidden treasures, PixelPurse, rare finds, unexpectedly valuable, valuable antiques, valuable artifacts, valuable collectibles, valuable commodities, valuable investments, valuable items, valuable items to buy, valuable items to collect, valuable items to invest in, valuable items to keep, valuable items to look for, valuable items to sell, valuable memorabilia, valuable objects, valuable possessions, Valuable resourcesHave you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!
EclipticPvP
Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, EclipticPvP, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Network, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Season, Server, SkyblockEclipticPvP Network Hey there! Looking for an amazing skyblock & factions experience? Well, look no further! EclipticPvP is the new upcoming network for the crossplay competitive scene!
Gamemodes Available: – Skyblock – Factions – Prisons – and more! $1,000+ Payouts Per Season
Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/qKX3dFhNsM
play.eclipticpvp.net
Vaultcraft
Apply Here, building, Community, data packs, Donator Stores, Economy, Events, free, Griefing, HACKING, Map, Mods, Opinions, profit, rules, season two, shopping district, smp, stealing, Survival, VaultCraft🛡️ Welcome to Vaultcraft!!! 🛡️ ____________________ ▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge ▷ 📡 Official Website ▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account ____________________ Who are we?
Vaultcraft is a non-pay to win server dedicated to providing the Vanilla Survival Multiplayer experience on a gorgeous 1.18 generated world. We are actively looking for new mature players that have interest in participating in the events of an exclusive long term community based world.
▷ Commitment to Vanilla-esk
Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game instead of altering gameplay in any major way.
▷ Commitment to Community
Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:
- No Hacking
- No Griefing
- No Stealing
Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.
▷ Commitment to Free
Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.
Information:
▷ Season Two
The second season of Vaultcraft started on the 1st of October 2022. Season One ended prematurely due to a badly picked map which ultimately couldn’t be a “forever” world.
▷ Server Build
fabric_1.21.jar
▷ Spawn Shopping District
Our beautiful 1.18 generated spawn is transforming into our shopping district which is fueled by the diamond economy.
Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!
Mystic Lands 1.20.1
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So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!