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ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crops Grown:	6490
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2587	Runes Activated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchantments Applied:	167
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	63266
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	4458
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!