Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, balance, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, education, family, family dynamics, FamTimeLimit, full-time job, future planning, Minecraft, part time job, personal development, personal growth, Priorities, quality time, relationships, responsibilities, self improvement, Server, support system, Time management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	919696	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

TripDipNoFriendship

aita, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, hurtful friend, interpersonal conflict, leaving a trip, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, third wheel, toxic relationship, TripDipNoFriendship, unhealthy dynamics, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Potions Brewed:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ores Mined:	9695	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.

Pre-ApprovedCraft

Banking, Borrowing, credit card, CREDIT SCORE, discrimination, economic disparity, finance, financial access, financial inequality, financial privilege, financial system, income inequality, Lending, loan, POVERTY, pre-approved, PreApprovedCraft, Rich, social class, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.

build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.

join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.

🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+

1.20-1.21+, 1.201.21, Adventure, Auctions, Custom Gear, Discord, Economy, Emporium, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Minecraft-mp.com, NO Whitelist/Resets, Optional PvP, play.shaded.gg, Quests, Shaded Discord, Shaded Twitter, Shady, Shops, smp, Sunburned, Survival, twitter, Weekly Challenges, XsqPJgjTeR

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mines Excavated:	3741	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!🎣✨
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron! 💰🌊
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. 🛡️💪
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference! 🔒🏠
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless! 💎💸
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support! 🗳️👑
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded! 🏆🎉

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Shaded server?	To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences.
How do I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe.
Are there custom features available on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

No Racism Minecraft Server

ablinoinds, basic human function, biological limitations, breeding, chinks, chinksects, discrimination, diversity acceptance, genetic diversity, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, prejudice, racial stereotypes, racism, Reproduction, reproductive capabilities, Server, social hierarchy, sterile eunuchs, superiority complex, uppity, whitods

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

SMP_KariOpeForestCraft

Anime, death, Extended Universe, flaps in the Night, Gaming, grim, hololive, Horror, jpop, live streamer, mori calliope, musician, rapper, Reaper, SMP_KariOpeForestCraft, Tantalizing Terror, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe! Join us if you dare to face the tantalizing terror that flaps in the night.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance – they have a taste for noobs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge – surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.

FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server

achievement, bills, Commitment, Defensive, escapism, Failure, fan fiction, FanFicFrenzy, fantasy world, film industry, hobby, husband, let down, Minecraft, Moving, NEGATIVE, Priorities, screenplay, Server, shared commitments, Support, unhappiness, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of your partner spending more time on fan fiction than on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a world of endless possibilities where you can escape from reality and build your own fantasy world.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?

PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

aita, arranged marriage, Asian guy, bobs or Virginia, DATING, female attention, Friend, gym, height, hot young girl, Indian, Indian guy stereotype, Kids, Marriage, MODEL, Online Games, Paris, Pathetic, PatheticCraft, relationship, Single life, society, woe is me

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BritWitCraft

Analysis, brexit, british culture, BritWitCraft, confusion, current events, discussion, Division, foreign opinion, global viewpoint, Government, Impact, international perspective, Observation, outsider view, perspective, Politics, speculation, uk, uncertainty, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1255	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

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