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Super Mario Bros. Minecraft SMP General #236 – The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4508
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Votes:	6596
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we discuss everything MARIO in this kingdom of ours! Join us on this Paisano journey filled with mushrooms, princesses, and plumbers with questionable plumbing skills!

Why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have exclusive access to the Mushroom Kingdom, where you can ride Yoshi, stomp on Goombas, and even battle Bowser himself!

Not only that, but we have a secret warp pipe that leads straight to the Super Nintendo World in Orlando, Florida! Imagine building your own castle next to Princess Peach’s castle and having Mario himself as your neighbor.

But wait, there’s more! We have Donkey Kong Country Returns HD releasing soon, so you can swing through the jungle with DK and Diddy Kong. And don’t forget about the upcoming Mario Movie 2 – potentially releasing on April 3rd, 2026.

So grab your power-ups, hop on your warp pipe, and join us on this crazy adventure in the Super Mario Bros. General Minecraft SMP! It’s-a me, your new favorite server!

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	3731
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	6482	New Chunks Explored:	159700
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4717
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mines Excavated:	4058
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9628	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magic Items Found:	4056	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	139	Epic Quests Completed:	15

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!