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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3429 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!