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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9786 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!
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so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!
