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Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	104

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	288
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2666
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!