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Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

#baubauSings, #LivestreamSchedule, #Moco-chan, #ThreadTemplate, #UnarchivedContent, animelist, baubau, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, grunts, hololive, Livestream, lolz, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, twitter, Ultimate, visualnovel, Vtuber, Youtubechannel

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

Adventures, bathroom break, break time, childhood favorites, childhood memories, console games, Favorite, first played, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Join, mobile games, multiplayer, Nostalgia, pc games, Poop, PoopCraft, Quick, shitty, Single player, time waster, video games, work, work distractions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Emeralds Found:	3032	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

aggression, anger, anger management, Backfire, challenge, Chaos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation skills, control, Crafty, creeper, defiance, fear, intimidation, Iras, Plans, power struggle, provocation, self defense, self-control, shouting, threat, violence, Yelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

#Tamurkhan, #TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Chaos, Crafting, creative assembly, Edition, Hotfix, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Roll Charts, Steam, strategy, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, Total War: Warhammer II, War, Warhammer, warhammer fantasy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

#impatience, anger, anticipation, Chaos, Conflict, Crisis, dissatisfaction, Frustration, Global Issues, Government, international relations, leadership, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, Tension, Unrest, Urgency, Waiting, world war 3

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, CheekyCraft, consequences, CREEPERS, emotional affair, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, faithful, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, forbidden romance, Guilt, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Lust, Marriage, moral dilemma, relationships, secrecy, temptation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2289
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

Assertiveness, avoiding conflict, avoiding confrontation, communication boundaries, Crafty, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, ignoring messages, ignoring negativity, messages, non-confrontational, personal boundaries, refusing to engage, Respond, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-preservation, setting boundaries, silent treatment, Skeletons, unresponsive, Wont, you cannot get me to reply to you

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Choices, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, friendship, Fun, influence, loyalty, Party, PASSES, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, saying no, Social, substance abuse, temptation, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

battle, brand, CHIPS, comparison, Competition, consumerism, convenience, crunchy, DORITOS, expensive, grocery, indulgence, inflation, Junk Food, Marketing, Minecraft, Popular, price increase, PRINGLES, SALTY, Server, SNACKS, Snacktopia, Treat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

Adults, blocky, BUILD, FloridaWomanCraft, PRETEND, teens, worlds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!