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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9063 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.