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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 713 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5829 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.
2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.
3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?