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CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5416	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8924	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Animals Bred:	109

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1005	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	5241	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3709
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

eu.enchantedfactions.com

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

Key words (for search):

Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

mc.mineslope.ru

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3627
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!