GEDZO Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mines Excavated:	2954

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	365362
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5380	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3574	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	76
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	846450
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5472	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crops Grown:	6877	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!