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/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	6773	New Chunks Explored:	923657

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

absurd humor, Anime, asobi asobase, AsobiCraft, comedy, dark comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, high school, japanese animation, loose threads, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, otaku culture, quirky characters, school life, Server, slice of life, student council, subplot series, Suzumoto Rin, tard wrangler, unexpected ending

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

Airport, Clients, Communication Issues, crucial meetings, different flights, family dynamics, family trip, Focused, irritated wife, marriage conflicts, meeting with clients, Minecraft, pregnant wife, Room4Me, separate hotel room, separate room, Server, stay at home wife, summer vacation, travel disagreements, well rested, work trip, young children

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9051	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2322
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5653

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, confusion, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, Disappointment, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, feeling left out, Friend, friendship, hurt feelings, kids in wedding, maid of honor, MOH, regret, Support, Wedding, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	92	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	72
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!

ObscureCraft: Fact Me Up

bizarre information, curious details, esoteric facts, fact, Fun facts, interesting facts, little known information, obscure fact, ObscureCraft, odd trivia, offbeat facts, peculiar details, peculiar facts, random knowledge, rare knowledge, strange information, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, unique trivia, unusual facts, unusual tidbits, weird facts

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Do you know that on our Minecraft server, if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes? Yes, you heard it right! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for a day! So come join us and discover all the wacky and wonderful secrets our server has to offer!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Agreement, CraftyCommies, defense agreement, defense cooperation, defense logistics, defense logistics pact, defense pact, defense pact signing, India, India-Russia defense pact, India-Russia military pact, India-Russia relations, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military logistics agreement, military logistics pact, Minecraft, russia, Server, SIGNING, strategic partnership

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	6405	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lol imagine if india and russia were in minecraft and they were like “yo bro let’s sign a military logistics pact” and then they were all like “yeah man let’s do it soon” like they were planning some epic battle or something.

Join our minecraft server and be a part of this crazy world where india and russia are teaming up for some epic adventures. Build bases, fight mobs, and maybe even sign your own military logistics pact with your friends.

Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. So come join us and let’s make some minecraft history together!

PatriotCraft: Israeli-Ukrainian Alliances

air defense, alliances, arms transfer, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, IsraeliUkrainian, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, missile defense, Patriot batteries, PatriotCraft, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8637
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more patriot batteries than Israel has to Ukraine 😂 our server is so lit that even during wars in the north, we still have time to play minecraft and blow stuff up 💥 join us for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your life 🤪 who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones in minecraft, amirite? 😜 join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! 🎮 #minecraft #patriotbatteries #craziness

ZombieRecoveryCraft

cultural sensitivity, entertainment industry, ethical considerations, fictional scenarios., fictional worlds, horror genre, Media portrayal, offensive, post-apocalyptic society, societal boundaries, societal impact, societal norms, societal recovery, societal reflection, survival horror, Undead Creatures, world recovery, zombie apocalypse, zombie games, zombie movies, ZombieRecoveryCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we survived the zombie apocalypse and now we’re living our best lives building and crafting in peace.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons to help you survive any zombie attacks that may come your way.

our community is made up of survivors from all walks of life, including a group of friendly zombies who have learned to love building just as much as brains.

join us for epic battles against hordes of zombies, crazy adventures in abandoned cities, and the chance to become the ultimate zombie slayer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and show those zombies who’s boss in the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

EcoCraft: Happy Blocks & Good Vibes

blocks, eco-friendly actions, EcoCraft, ecological behavior, emotional well being, environmental consciousness, environmental impact, environmental psychology, experience-sampling study, Good, green living, Happiness, Happy, mental health, personal happiness, Positive Psychology, proenvironmental behavior, psychological benefits, randomized experiment, subjective well-being, sustainable behavior, sustainable choices, sustainable lifestyle, VIBES, well-being benefits

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

u know wat’s better than punching trees in minecraft? joining dis server! we got llamas dat can speak french, pigs dat fly, and creepers dat tell dad jokes. but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u will experience a sudden increase in subjective well-being cuz we got all da proenvironmental behavior u need! we even did a study and a randomized experiment to prove it! so come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite?

play.thsland.ro | Survival Server

Active players, Challenges, Collaborative projects, Community, detailed maps, Economy, Exploration, Free Fly, Friendly, intervals, level system, multiplayer, Prizes, progress, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skills, Survival, Unique, valuable

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9157
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to THSLAND, the perfect server for a unique Minecraft experience! Level System: Level up and unlock exclusive rewards as you progress through the game. Quests: Engage in exciting quests and daily challenges to improve your skills and earn valuable prizes. Temporary Free Fly: Enjoy free flying at certain intervals, allowing you to explore our detailed maps from above. Active and Peaceful Community: Join a friendly and active community of players ready to help and collaborate on shared projects.

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