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Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	9432
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	1855	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4554	Mines Excavated:	4248
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Players Killed by Monsters:	8852	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	65894
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2554
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	1861	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	3432	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!