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Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4703
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	6112	Farms Harvested:	581
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2267	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	50231	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, diet, exercise routine, fitness goals, gym motivation, health journey, healthy lifestyle, muscle gain, Physical fitness, portly gentleman, self improvement, self-care, strength training, weight loss, weightlifting, weightmaxxing, wellness journey, workout inspiration

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

8 year olds, aggressive weapon, Anime, Competent, Crafty, deep story, funny, Garbage, hate, Heroes, mc, Parody, pokemon episodes, psyop, retard, Rising of The Shield Hero, shield, Slavery, smartphone isekai, Storyline, underage waifus, worst show

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5709	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	1595	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

abhor, anger, animosity, antipathy, aversion, bitterness, Crazies, CREEPERS, despise, detest, disdain, grudge, hate, hostility, Loathing, long trail of hatred, Malice, Minecraft, negative emotions, repugnance, Resentment, Server, Spite

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Communication, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, disconnect, Explore, Exploring, foreign land, home, introspection, ISOLATION, lack of connection, money spent, Observation, self reflection, SightSeeing, socializing, solo travel, stay, time wasted, Tourist, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!