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Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	6813	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

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Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4031
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

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🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Star Shards Collected:	102	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	561739
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

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