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Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3059
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1770	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	2425
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	6173
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1326
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Emeralds Found:	6013	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6164	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Votes:	6096	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7575

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!