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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1663	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1132	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Divine Spears Created:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	4311
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!