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MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	522
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Votes:	2517
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	6812
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	2271	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8408
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1719
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	533871	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!