🔥#GayWitch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	8544	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	488	Void Gems Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	New Chunks Explored:	307000
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.