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BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

consequential choice, CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, crucial choice, defining moment, impactful decision, impactful moment, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, Long-term impact, minor choices, momentous decision, pivotal moment, significant decision, significant impact, small decisions, transformative choice, transformative experience, turning point

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1089	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.