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TrumpedCraft SMP: GayJewDemoVotes
Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where the water cooler conversations are wilder than ever? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with older gentlemen who may just be chunks of coal, but they sure know how to stir up some drama. One minute they’re voting Biden, the next they’re declaring you ain’t Jewish if you don’t vote Trump! Join us for some outrageous political debates and maybe even uncover the truth about Israel – all while building epic structures and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft. Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Join now and quote us on that! -
Gaia Craft
Welcome to Gaia Craft: An Epic Minecraft Odyssey!Ah, weary traveler, you’ve stumbled upon the sacred shores of Gaia Craft—a realm where the sun kisses the pixelated peaks, and the whispers of ancient Greece echo through every block. As a fellow devotee of both Minecraft and mythology, let me regale you with tales of this wondrous land.
The Mythical LandscapesPicture it: sun-drenched valleys where olive trees sway in the breeze, and shadowed groves where nymphs play their eternal games. Here, you’ll build your city-states—each cobblestone a testament to your vision. As a long-time fan, I’ve crafted my own Acropolis, complete with a cozy tavern where Heracles himself might raise a tankard.
Divine Challenges AwaitAh, the creatures of legend! The Cyclops, with its single eye scanning the horizon for unsuspecting adventurers. The Minotaur, lurking in its labyrinth, guarding treasures untold. Fear not, for you’ll earn their favor or face their wrath. And let me tell you, negotiating with a Minotaur over a cup of virtual tea is an art form.
Wielding Godly PowersZeus, the thunder-bringer, perches on Olympus, occasionally tossing lightning bolts like a celestial game of darts. Dionysus, the wine-soaked reveler, dances in his vineyard, grapes squishing between his toes. As a fan, I’ve been known to invoke their names during particularly intense creeper encounters. It’s all about ambiance, you see.
Epic Builds and Architectural FeatsThe Parthenon! Oh, how it rises—a symphony of marble columns reaching for the heavens. Athena’s statue stands proud, her wisdom etched in stone. And Dionysus? Well, his vineyard sprawls, grapes heavy with promise. I’ve even added a secret tunnel connecting the vineyard to the tavern. Because why not?
Community Olympiads and the ArenaChariot races thunder across the plains, wheels spinning like the very gears of fate. PVP battles ignite the arena, swords clashing, and shields splintering. As a seasoned player, I’ve won my fair share of laurel wreaths. They make excellent headgear during late-night mining sessions.
War and Nations—A Game of Thrones (Minus the Dragons)Form alliances, raise banners, and establish your nation. Gaia Craft’s political landscape is as intricate as a spider’s web. Diplomacy, strategy, and the occasional backstabbing—it’s all part of the game. And yes, I’ve written impassioned speeches for our council meetings. My fellow players nod sagely, even though we’re all just wearing diamond helmets.
So, fellow adventurer, join us! Let your legend unfold. May your pickaxe strike true, your sheep farms flourish, and your /tp commands never lead you into lava. Gaia Craft awaits, where history, myth, and Minecraft merge into an adventure of Olympian proportions!
(Disclaimer: No actual gods were harmed during the making of this server.)
mc.gaiacraft.net
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My first realm, where we pretend to be semi-vanilla but we all know we’re just a bunch of crazy blockheads
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-Survival and Vanilla Theme None Add-ons Essentials, Secret Doors, Dragon Add-on Cheats Activated, use responsibly Server Capacity 8 open spots Server Link Join Server FAQs
Question Answer Can I build in Creative mode? No, please stick to Survival mode for building. Are there any specific rules for the server? Avoid being disruptive, stealing, or breaking into other players’ bases. Do I need to use the add-ons mentioned? No, they are optional but available for enhanced gameplay. Will the server owner be active? The owner will try to be online daily, but availability may vary due to work commitments. -
DFC Minecraft Server: Real or Cope?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about DFC (Diamonds For Cows) – is it real or just a coping mechanism for desperate miners?But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers epic quests for brave players to embark on. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken sword that can slay any mob with a single peck!
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also journey to the mysterious Land of Llamas, where these fluffy creatures have mastered the art of llama jousting. Test your skills against the best llama jousters in the land and earn the title of Llama Champion!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what other bizarre adventures and quirky characters you’ll encounter along the way.
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WikiTube Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Wikipedia and YouTube? Well, do we have the perfect alternative for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where every block is a piece of information and every player is a walking, talking encyclopedia. Need to know the capital of Uzbekistan? Just ask Steve, he’s got you covered. Want to learn how to do the latest dance craze? No problem, just watch as Creeper123 busts a move in front of the virtual crowd. Join our server for a wild ride of knowledge and entertainment like you’ve never experienced before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to drop some truth bombs on unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today! -
CraftyConflict Minecraft Server
Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own world free from annoying cousins like Sarah!Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create the most epic builds to show off to your friends. Need a break from the real world where people just can’t seem to get along? Come chill with us and leave all that family drama behind.
We promise you won’t find any racist slurs or annoying relatives here, just pure Minecraft fun. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background. And hey, if you need to vent about your family, we’re all ears (or blocks)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s escape the drama together!
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GrannyPadGoneChina
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of carrying an iPad for your grandma? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to fit an iPad into a suitcase in a virtual world!Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges, but the ultimate test is trying to convince your virtual wife to bring back a locked iPad from China. Will you be able to find a way to make space in her inventory? Or will you have to carry it on your back through the pixelated airport?
Join now and show your dedication to family, even in the most ridiculous situations! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock a special achievement for being the best virtual grandson ever!
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99PercentileCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!