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HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	187	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7774	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	674
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Magic Items Found:	4000
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1894	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	7218
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.