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Why Is Romance Dead Amongst Faggots? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479

Looking for love in a Minecraft SMP? Look no further, because our server is the place where romance is alive and thriving amongst all the faggots!

Join us and you might just find your cute Aussie twink or any other type of gay bottom you desire. Our players are not just looking for promiscuity and degrading hookups, they are looking for long-term, affectionate relationships that will make your heart flutter.

Don’t be fooled by other servers, come to ours and experience the love and connection that only faggots can provide. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the blocks and pixels of Minecraft!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	132
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

Accountability, armed conflict, BlockyBattle, children’s rights, children’s safety, Conflict Resolution, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian law, international law, Israel, Justice, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Protection, UN, united nations, VIOLATION, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

BandaidCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1095
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	4191
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?

DevilTownMC: Where Hell Freezes Over!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	298348	Star Shards Collected:	103
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! deviltown may be colder in the summertime, but that just means you’ll need to cozy up with your fellow players for warmth. And trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the wild adventures that await you.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie villagers start breakdancing around you. Don’t worry, they just want to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and maybe they’ll drop some rare loot as a reward.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of explosions. Will you be brave enough to find it and discover the wonders that await on the other side?

So come join us on deviltown, where every night is a party and every day is a new adventure. Hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Ex-Free Zone: No Groceries, No Cooking, No Laundry

10. Ex-boyfriend, 11. Co-parenting, 12. Communication, 13. Post-breakup, 14. Parenting, 15. Single parent, 16. Financial responsibilities, 17. Household chores, 18. Ending a relationship, 19. Co-habitation, 2. Breakup, 20. Moving on, 3. Custody, 4. Child support, 5. Visitation, 6. Laundry, 7. Cooking, 8. Grocery shopping, 9. Bills, Cooking, ExFree, groceries, Laundry, Relationship perks, Zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of doing all the work in your relationship while your partner just sits back and enjoys the perks? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to do anyone else’s laundry or cook their meals.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without the burden of carrying your lazy ex-partner along. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life relationship drama.

So come join us and leave all your ex’s responsibilities behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted baggage. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual partner who actually pulls their weight in the game!

BlockyTunes: MineCraftMixtape

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you a creeper because you’re about to explode with excitement on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles with Ender Dragons, and building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous. We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more TNT.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rock out to the Minecraft anthem together!

CraftyPrinters Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	927028

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero? well, now you can be one in this totally epic minecraft server! we got volunteers from all over the world with 3D printers helping out in ukraine’s war effort!

join us and help build tanks, planes, and other crazy war machines to fight off the enemies! you can be a real-life superhero in a virtual world!

plus, we got special missions where you can rescue villagers from the evil pillagers and save the day!

so come on, join us and make a difference in this wild and wacky minecraft server! who knew saving the world could be so much fun?!

PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1282	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.