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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	457
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

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SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4684

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	679614
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Votes:	2510	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮

HangryHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3614
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

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Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.

We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.

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CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

Censorship, CraftySlavs, Democracy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding, Government, independent journalism, independent media, international relations, Journalism, media development, media freedom, media support, Minecraft, News, political influence, press freedom, russia, Server, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol imagine if u were playing on a minecraft server where u could help save independent media in russia and ukraine by just playing minecraft lmao. like u mine some diamonds and suddenly a news outlet in russia gets funding again. it’s like magic but with blocks and creepers. join us and be a hero for journalism, one block at a time. also, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear and potions. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

CraftyBalticPowerGrid

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, CraftyBalticPowerGrid, cross-border connections, electricity, electricity network, energy diversification, energy independence, Energy Integration, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, European power grid, european union, geopolitical shift, Infrastructure, political relations, power transmission, regional cooperation, Russia ties

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mines Excavated:	1262

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made baltic states switch power grids? yea, thats us. we got the power to make countries change their whole setup just to be part of our epic community. join us and u can be part of something so wild, even russia cant handle it. come build with us and watch the world change around u. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.