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4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Votes:	318
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mines Excavated:	3255
Divine Spears Created:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	6523	Ores Mined:	6407
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	59
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	141
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	910095	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	8126	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	50184	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	560282
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

15 Minute City Fun

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2785
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!